Danny Doom’s Booze Cabinet

Headline on Politico.com: “RNC Insurance Plan Covers Abortion.” Of course it does! If I weren’t busy watching the Bears game I would send off an email to my old pal Ramesh Ponnuru and ask him what it feels like to be in the Party of Death! Ah, good times…

Man, the Bears suck.

I would live-blog the RNC but I just turned it on and this woman who is speaking is so goddamn boring I don’t think I can stand it. Apparently the crowd agrees because all you can hear is the murmur of white people and occasional smatterings of applause. Her name is…Carly Fiorina? She keeps saying “I know John McCain” and follows it with the most inane sleep-inducing crap you’ve ever heard.

Also, the Cubs game is not on my television tonight, so I can’t watch that either. This, my only real free night of the week and I am reduced to this? Pathetic. Oh, wait! Here’s a black guy! Where’d they find him? Better yet, where’s the Tecate?